Eat Fresh!

In case you've ever wanted to be a fly on the wall when I'm in Subway ordering... this is what you would hear:

Sandwich artist: what can I get for you today?
Me: 6inch veggie patty on wheat please.
SA: would you like that toasted?
Me: please.
SA: and what else on your sandwich?
Me: lettuce, tomatoes, little bit of regular mustard, and a little bit of lite mayo.
SA: meal?
Me: yes, diet coke, regular baked lays, and.... three chocolate chip cookies please.
SA: confused.

What?!?! I LOVE Subway cookies, and plus you gotta get your calories in somewhere.