Member Appreciation Week

While the county fair was, perhaps, below our league, a new schedule of events came in the mail that some might argue is out of our league. It's member appreciation week at our elitist athletic club. The club's members are primarily made up of doctors, lawyers, dentists, corporate vice presidents, and...us. Ben's work gives him a dramatic discount so, while we think we fit in, there are some definite telling signs that we don't. For example, our last name, our paychecks, the car we drive, our 15 year age gap from the 'younger' members, my lack of any surgical enhancements, and the size of my... diamonds. Nevertheless, we make full use of the club, so this weeks activities are very appealing. Here are just a few of the highlights, other than the typically organized group fitness.

Tues:
10 - 2pm Free 10 min chair massages

Wed:
6:30am Free bagel breakfast (it's early, but free!)

Thurs:
10 - 2pm Free 10 min chair massages

Fri:
7-11pm Luau - All you can eat and drink (beer/wine included) $5 bucks

Sat:
12 - 2pm Family day at the pool
Free poolside buffet
Free Chair Massages
Free Caricatures

Sun:
1 - 2pm Free Build your own Sundae bar by the pool
4 - 6pm Pickleball challenge

They've also waived all guest fees this week and the in-laws are in town soooooo...guess what we'll be doing?