Labor Day Weekend

This weekend Ben and I made the trip to Nashville to visit Paul and Elaine. It had been two years since I'd last been down, so I was well over due. We had an awesome time! Paul was a great host, he even made Ben a birthday cake! Here are some of the highlights:

Attended a Lord T & Eloise rap concert, like a white girl

Loved the rap concert, gonna go gangsta

Played pool like a shark, drank like a fish

Burned the candle at both ends, wished the candle was longer

Drank my weight in beer, consequently lost a few pounds

Lost those few pounds back home, in the first ten minutes

Played an elitist golf course for free, spent what I saved on beer

Drove a golf cart with GPS, still lost eleven balls

Drank enough beers on the back nine to straighten out my slice, which turned into a hook

Beat Ben at golf, by two huge strokes

Competed in our own longest drive contest, grunted like a man

Ate corn on the cob without butter, and a sandwich without mayo

Attended a Catholic mass which was led by a Southern Baptist priest, can I get an Amen?

Consumed a trillion calories at the Krispy Kreme breakfast buffet, and by buffet I mean conveyor belt

Jealous customers walked by Paul's 50" plasma purchase, and smirked at the extreme efforts it took to get it in the car

Spent 2K of Paul's money, could have spent more

Dominated at Dance Dance Revolution, watch out Cheryl Burke

Dominated Guitar hero, and by dominate I mean was booed off stage