"You cannot escape your destiny"

Life lessons that I've learned from the Star Wars trilogy:

1. Only if your name is princess Leia, you have an awesome body and gorgeous hair are you allowed to wear a metal bikini

2. Never leave home without your lightsaber

3. Black masks aren't good for the complexion

4. Every man should have a Wookiee

5. The moon may not be a moon, but in fact, The Death Star

6. Take all advice from people who are two feet tall and 900 years old, no matter how funny they talk

7. Watch out who you kiss to make your boyfriend jealous, it might end up being your brother

8. Frozen in Carbonite? Don't worry, you'll live

9. Thinking of becoming a storm trooper? Don't. You'll never win and will always die

10. Good will always prevail over evil